Kankuro Result - Naruto Truth or Dare

Sorry, Kankuro had a result, but I deleted it from my Polyvore account. It was some underwear and a shirt. Eh. It wasnt very good anyways.


You wiped the blood off the cut on your eye brow and turned to Kankuro as he laid on the ground. Your eyes narrowed as you glared at him "What the hell was that?" You asked harshly, lightly kicking him in the side. You watched as his chest heaved with every painful breath and you delighted in it. "Get up and try to beat me, Kankuro!"

"You win, ____," he said breathlessly, catching your foot. "Stop, please."

"You're such a wimp," you hissed, leaning against a tree. You watched as he stood, stumbling slightly before calling you over.

"I think you broke my leg," he hissed as you let him put an arm over your shoulder. You plugged your nose.

"You stink," you said, disgustedly.

Kankuro's face changed from whiny to hysterical. "I broke my friggin' leg and all you can say is that I smell?"

"yes. Maybe you shouldnt wear so much black. It collects heat faster than white. You'll get gross and sweaty faster," you said, slumping under the weight of the 155 pound, five foot four giant. At least compared to your 4 foot eight inches frame. "And you weigh a lot."

"I hate you so much," Kankuro hissed, removing his arm from your shoulder. You smirked as he limped away.

"Your legs not broken, Kankuro," you said after him. He stopped and gave you a look. You were a medic nin. "You only twisted your knee. And I didnt do it. You're the one who ran into the ground!"

You smirked at the face he made before turning to head in the direction of the apartment you shared with Temari. You stopped when Kankuro shouted after you.

"Wear something sexy to the party tonight!" You rolled your eyes. Just 'cause teams 7 and ten were coming to town didnt mean there should be a party. But Temari wanted to welcome them, Sand style. So, low and behold, underwear party at your place tonight.

Yep, underwear. Daring. So daring, that Temari thought they would all show up fully clothed and she'd have all night to Oo-and-Ah Shikamaru. You just went along with it, hoping to see the hot Sai up close - after what Ino told you.

When you got home you opened the door to find Temari bustling about. You rolled your eyes and went into the kitchen.

"You know this boy is two years younger than you."

She looked at you like you were crazy. "No. He's usually only one year younger, except for one month."

You rolled your eyes again before putting out bags of chips and tossing your iPod to Temari to hook into the stereo. Then she finally noticed the deep cut above your eyes. And it was her turn to roll her eyes.

"Why do you and Kankruo fight like that?"

You put your hand to the cut, only to cringe. "Is it that bad?"

"I'm surprised no one outside stopped you."

You sighed. You had felt blood running down your face, but thought the actual cut was fine. You stood and walked the the bathroom. "I'm taking a shower."

"Yeah, then get ready for the party."

"Shikamaru is gonna come in boxers, Temari," you smirked as she laughed. You had a bet.

"No, he's gonna come in briefs," She grinned wider, beconing you over to the list you had on the fridge.

Person - Your guess - Temari's guess

Shikamaru - boxers - briefs

Sai - breifs - boxers

Naruto - boxers - boxers (he's not really shy about his underwear preference)

Chouji - boxers - boxers (you both agree, Chouji would know not to come in briefs)

Sakura - boy shorts - panties

Ino - thong - boy shorts

You giggled before rushing to the bathroom, shouting "Im Gonna win!"

You started brushing your teeth, the shower running behind you. Temari appeared at the door smirking. "We never added Kankuro, or Gaara if he comes."

"Gaara's not coming, too much work," you said after spitting. You rinsed your mouth and smirked. "I think Kankuro's more a brief boy."

Temari smirked. "I say boxers." She paused. "Lets make a bet, If i'm right, you have to go up to him and completely eat his face off. If you're right, I'll do the same to Shikamaru."

"That's not fair, you like Shikamaru," you said, grabbing a towel. Temari shrugged before leaving. You sighed before jumping into your shower.

When you finished, you wrapped the towel around you body. You fixed up your cut, using tape to make sure it didnt open more, and left the bathroom, only to stop dead when you saw everyone was already here - including Sai, who smiled at you.

"Oh, ____-chan, lovely towel! I must think of a nickname for you! wench is what I'll call you."

You blanched and turned to changed. Sakura followed you and giggled. "Sai has problems with nicknames. He says the opposite of what he means. He called me ugly, and Ino gorgeous! See!"

"Sakura, get out!" You ushered her out of your room and changed into your bra and underwear before slipping into a men's white button down shirt. You were unsure who's it was. You and Temari frequently had boys over, and kankuro would live here for a few weeks after being kicked out of his girlfriends' houses, but other than that? You werent sure, so you emerged to the small party.

you instantly ran to Temari, who had the list in her hand, face crestfallen. You glanced around. Shikamaru, boxers. Sai, briefs. Naruto, boxers. Chouji, boxers. Sakura, boy shorts. Ino, boy shorts. 5/6 was pretty good and you cheered. In your winning high when you opened the door to find kankuro standing there. When he saw you, he smirked.

"Lovely bra, ____-chan," he purred, pushing passed you to limp into the house, foot wrapped in tape. Temari was quick to approach you. You glared at the older girl.

"You totally knew he wore boxers," you hissed. She shrugged before shoving you to kankuro, who was currently hitting on Sakura - who was trying to shoo him away.

"Lovely boxers, Kankuro," you purred into his ear before getting on your tip toes to kiss him. You gave Temari a wink before wrapping your arms around his neck and your legs around his waist. Kankuro didnt waist any time in latching his own hands onto your back. As soon as he had you on the couch, You pulled away, smirking. "I win again," you purred, leaving him there growling.

The night went on without a hitch.

Until Temari called for a game of Truth or Dare. Everyone sat in a circle and you were charged with asking the first question. You turned to Shikamaru, ready to grill him to see - without him realizing - if he liked Temari. "Truth or dare, Shikamaru?"

"Truth."

You sighed. "Would you ever consider dating Ino?"

The two of them chuckled. "No."

Shikamaru asked his question, and the circle went around again until it got to you. You turned to Shikamaru.

"Dare," he said, standing and stretching.

"You have to give Temari a strip tease in her bedroom." Temari blushed, but Shikamaru nonchalantly went back to the room. You giggled, reaching into a drawer and tossing Temari a condom, which she promptly threw at your head. You laughed, reaching for it. But Kankuro grinned at you, snatching it.

"Flavored?" He smirked. Everyone looked at you. You only smirked back.

"Keep it. Sakura or Ino may wanna jump you later tonight."

The two other girls blushed before the game went on. Chouji eventually left to pig out in the kitchen, which was around the corner. Ino dared Sakura to give naruto a lap dance in the other room. And then You dared Ino to go play out a Sasuke fantasy, but with Sai in place of Sasuke. That just left you and Kankuro, going back and forth with truth questions.

"I know how you are, so truth," you said, smirking.

"what's your favorite flavored condom?"

You smirked. "Wouldnt you like to know."

"I do, that's why I asked it."

"Look at the wrapper," you stood, stretched, and slipped out into the terrace.

"Cherry?" Kankuro asked a few minutes later, when he came outside. You smirked at him

"Did you think it was gonna be a blueberry or something? I'm not that origional." You stepped onto the railing and jumped onto the roof - you and Temari did own the penthouse.

You layed down and stared at the moon. Less than a second later, Kankuro followed, not limping any more. Your previous joking with him turned to glares.

"F you, Kankuro," you hissed, standing up as he approached you. He only smirked.

"What?"

"Dont what me. You hardly sprained it, you," you stopped talking, only glaring. "Next time, be sure I'll break the entire leg."

You turned to leave by the stairs - so you didnt have to pass him to get to the terrace - but he caught your arm and yanked you into him. You glared, your face holding a look of absolute hatered.

"Did you stitch this up, ____?" He asked, tracing your tape with a gentle finger.

"I'm not sleeping with you, you prick," you finally pulled away from him, shoving him away and striding to the stairs. You opened the door and stepped onto the landing. Kankuro shut the door behind you and pushed you against the wall.

"Why do you hate me?"

"Why do you hate me?" You retorted, glaring.

"Because you're always so mean to me. be serious. Why do you hate me?"

You glared, trying to get away but he only held you tighter. You squirmed even more. "You're hurting me," you said, trying to keep from crying - which wasnt like you.

He loosened his grip enough for you to pull away and run down the stairs to the next landing, when he got you again and shoved you into the corner. "Tell me," he commanded.

Your face turned from panic to a harsh glare. "You killed her."

"Who? what are you talking about?" He asked. Your fists clenched together so tight, your nails dug into your skin and you started bleeding.

"My best friend," you snapped. "The chuunin exams. You killed her. The blonde with the earth scroll. She had puppets too." He was quiet for a moment and you realized he knew who you were talking about.

"But I didnt kill her, Gaara did," he said hesitantly.

"But you let him," you ground out. "Temari was gone getting food and you were resting. We ambushed you. I went for your scroll while she fought you. You're the one who called him over. You're the one who killed her! And you showed no remorse!"

Now you were sobbing. Your best friend. In the entire world, gone because Kankuro called his maniac brother. Kankuro leaned down to kiss away the tears, with so much tenderness you didnt think he had.

It was only after his lips lingered on a tear that rolled onto your lip that you pushed him away and ran to the next landing. Kankuro followed you, caught you, and pulled you into a hug.

You cried harder. "I wanted so much to beat you. But..."

"It's okay, ____," he whispered, digging his face into your hair. Your first instinct was to grab at his shirt, but he wasnt wearing one, so you dug your fingers into his shoulders and pressed yourself harder against him.

The realization hit a few minutes later, when your crying started to stop.

You just had a moment with Kankuro of the Sand. And you were both half naked. The latter thought caused you to blush and you tried to get away from him, but this time he held on tight, forcing you to continue to hug him.

"I'm sorry," He said, finally pulling away and looking at you. You lowered your eyes and flinched when he kissed your cut. "I'm sorry for that."

he leaned down and kissed the cleavage just above your heart. "I'm sorry for what pain I caused."

"Kankuro..." you looked up at him. "Please..."

He shifted to move and the condom you let him keep fell out. You blushed harder and tried to rush away. Kankuro called you back. "I didnt know you blushed," he smirked, you could hear it in his voice.

"Yeah, all the time," you lied, turning to face him. He advanced, and you casually hugged the large shirt around you, covering yourself up.

Kankuro pushed you into the wall, his hands snaking under the shoulders of the shirt. You blushed when he fingered your bra strap before sliding the shirt off you. You tried protesting as he put it on. it fit him perfectly. Tailored, by the look of it.

"Where'd you get my shirt, ____?" He asked into your neck. You squirmed.

"You left it at the apartment, after breaking up with that girl." He kissed your neck and you practically melted. He grinned into the kiss. Suddenly, the friend you'd had over five years ago was forgotten and you grabbed the shirt and pulled him closer. Only making him smirk more.

He pulled away for a moment, holding the cherry condom up. "Wanna use this?"

You looked at him for a moment before sliding down the wall onto your knees, grinning.